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Sunday, December 20th, 2009


bad_rpers_suck

[ pandoraandbox ]
12:02p
You the First: I'm not sure why you insist on linking to TV Tropes in both your IC and OOC posts. OOC, I can understand, but I feel almost like you're trying to show off. While talking about your character, you link her name to the Meaningful Name trope. You mention having to "break" her (in order to make her a 3D character - leaving me wondering how I can possibly be a deep person since I have, thankfully, never had a terrible experience like the many you want to heap on this character) and link to Break the Cutie. When you discuss her powers, you link "magic" to Applied Phlebotinum. The first few times you did this, I chuckled and figured you were just a kid with a new toy. Now I wonder. Especially because it's showing up in IC posts. Um. Why? This world doesn't even their very own version of the internets. Please stop. I thought it was funny the first few times; now it seems almost pretentious. You the Second: Please stop playing My Dick is Bigger than Your Dick with our characters. No, really. I don't know about you, but I'm not a prepubescent boy in a locker room, and if I was I don't think I'd whip my schlong out, wag it around, and tell everyone how awesome it is. Hell, do boys even do that? I have no idea, but you do, and you do it with roleplay characters. I don't mind when there's a character that's pretty pimped out, especially when he's the villain. I'm playing a character like that right now, and I'm doing it because the leader trusts me not to muck it up terribly, and I know that if I start to, she'll smack me upside the head. He is ridiculously powerful. He has no moral compunctions. But, clearly, your girl is oh so much more powerful even though she's sixteen and mine, who is somewhere around five hundred, has a lot more experience. Erm. And then, when I mention he's not interested at all in sex of any kind (someone made a joke about him being secretly gay because he's not banging any of his hot underlings; it started going too far, so I lol'd and said he's just not interested), you have to point out that there's no way he wouldn't be interested in your girl. And, if he wasn't, she could so totally seduce him. Um. Are we talking about the same character? Mine is a megalomaniacal elitist who thinks the best way to fix the world's problems is mass genocide. He's far too involved with his "master plan" to take time out to bang your chick. Who is on the other side. Who is also a member of one of the (many) races he has decided to destroy. Please start using Earth-logic again.

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[ winddriedsock ]
8:42a
A few short notes

Drinking and roleplaying
Not a good idea, especially if you're the type who starts drinking and doesn't stop until you pass out.

Sparklytwitpoos
Please leave your Edward wannabe out of our world of darkness

Sex and the vampire
No thanks

Out of character vs In character
Please note what name the post is made under. If its the ooc name, its not roleplay.

Newbies
We love it when you show up, excited about our little world. Please, read the rules and don't piss off the admin. We love our admin and will not listen to you when you start accusing said admin of evilness.

Thank you, and enjoy your stay.

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[ muppettreasure ]
3:08a
Oye.

You.

No means no.

No does not mean, "Here's another scenario." No does not mean, "Here! Here's a different character!"

No ESPECIALLY does not mean, "I'm going to keep throwing ideas and characters at you regardless of how many times you politely decline an RP."

And no EXTRA SUPER does not mean, "Let me spam you with dozens of pics taken from random tabletop RPGs to give you a better idea of my poorly written and poorly developed characters who are pretty much ALL THE SAME GUY, just with a different hair style. Oh, and scales. Don't forget scales."

Also, here's a tip. Internet RP is not tabletop RPG. Please learn the difference. Thanks.


current mood: irritated

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Saturday, December 19th, 2009


bad_rpers_suck

[ obdriftwood ]
2:42p
Does a Sue pet make a Sue OC?

 This rant comes from years of seeing Sue pets over many different fandoms which do not necessarily belong to real Sue OC's.  The OC's, however, tend to have some Sue qualities without being nauseating.  For simplicity, I'll use a cat for my example.  I own two cats IRL, and they are capable of doing surprisingly intelligent things...almost to the point of being creepy.  Most of the time, though?  They fall gracelessly off the top shelf of their cat tree because they're rolling around trying to look cute, spend hours trying to catch a little red ball of light on the floor, sit on the rim of the bathtub with their tails in the water and then wig out because their tails are wet, and refuse to stop chewing on power cords.  They also sit on the toilet or on top of the fridge and yowl at 2am, poop on my bed if I'm away for more than three weeks (I have a petsitter), barf only on the carpeted areas of the apartment, and scratch on the window screens.  
 
I understand the desire to make your pet smarter than the average bear and more special than the average unicorn, but how about throwing a few reality candy sprinkles on top of the sugary ball of fur?  Sure pets can be trained to do extraordinary things, and sometimes they do out of the world shit on their own.  But this is not a Meow Mix commercial, your cat is not going to leave a voicemail on your blackberry singing the themesong.  Nor is your cat going to wake you up in the middle of the night and lead you to the attic where your grandfather's old army pistol is hidden because there's some strange dude creeping around your rose bushes.  Yes, cats have amazing senses, and they can probably tell when you're about to go into insulin shock...but they're not going to dig through the pantry and bring you a cookie.
 
The pets are Sues.  Period.  Even in fandoms with cannon magic pets that are extraordinary, these superpets are Sues.  They may have unique and rare fur coloring instead of raven hair and violet eyes.  They always have an intimate connection with their owners that basically makes them telepathic; owner ponders the idea of beer, cat suddenly appears with beer for owner.  They don't have flaws unless it makes them look cute or cool, and they can materialize at the owner's side regardless of where they are to protect them from harm.  They invariably try to thread-jack the rp, and usually bring info back to their owner from threads they were never supposed to be in.  
 
The question is, does that make the OC owner of the superpet a Sue?  The owners I'm referring to are not blatant Sues themselves, but they do approach the fence and sometimes push on it without actually crossing into the sparklie pastures of Suedom.  Now, since they're already at the fence, does the Sue-pet push them over and define them as a Sue?  And what about the OC's who don't really have Sue qualities other than the Sue-pet?   
 
Edit for clarity:
I should have stated it, my bad.  =/  The pets aren't NPC's, they're actually owned by the OC.  For example: Annie is a rebel fighter in the "Scorpion King" universe, and she owns a pure white Burmese.  She's the only one who plays the cat.  She's trained it to carry secret messages to her allies across the desert, all she has to do is speak the name and the cat will find the person.  Since Annie's a spy herself the cat protects her from other assassins.  It is always at her side, and instinctively knows what to do in case of trouble.

 Now, Annie is a little Sue-ish, but her mun's not that bad of a player.  The cat, however...is just fucking irritating.  It's not a breed that even exists yet, the color is very uncommon, it's portrayed as basically super-human with just the physical feats it can accomplish without ever getting that pretty white coat dirty, it always knows just what Annie wants without her even having to say anything, etc, etc.  That's my gripe.  When used responsibly, superpets are tons of fun for all...but when their powers are abused it makes me want to stab that person in the face.  

The weird juxtaposition is that half the time Annie isn't really a Sue, it's her damn cat.  Since she's the one controlling the cat, does that make Annie a Sue?  Or just really bad at writing pets?  I guess I just wanted your thoughts on it, I don't really expect a "Yes, she IS!" or "No she ISN'T" definite answer.  It just gets me all kinds of pissed off when all I want to say is "You know...your OC would be pretty cool without that f*ing cat..."

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[ sockfupup ]
10:39p
New Fandom. Same bullshit.

You are playing Nathan from Misfits. Well that's fair enough. More then fair enough, actually- it's a badass show and it's nice to see someone else getting into it.

Or at least it should be. Problem is, you? You suck.

SPOILERS )

This fandom only came into existence a couple of months ago. How it managed to attract so vastly epic a fail in so short a time is both mind-boggling and depressing.

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[ sokkitysoksok ]
12:55p
On AUs and OCs and the difference.

You. You make my brain bleed. I understand the want to play that character. It's a popular movie, and he's a popular character, and the PB is gorgeous and most people love him. I can even understanding wanting to take the character in the direction you did as an AU - it's an interesting concept, though I wish there had been more back story as to WHY he'd decided to follow that path.

However, there is a difference between playing a character in an AU and playing an OC with a canon character's name and face. If you wanted to play a simpering, confrontational, over-eager and passionate emotional character, you probably shouldn't have picked the character from that movie that is based completely on not being emotional. Even following this "au" that you've created would not suddenly make the character super!emotional, due to how he was raised/the other half of his family.

So, if you want to play a canon character, at least try to make them a little like the character you're trying to play, and if you want to play someone that is the absolute opposite in every way, well, make an OC with the character's face.

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Friday, December 18th, 2009


bad_rpers_suck

[ asexyzombie ]
8:00p
No Respect For The Medicated II: The LOLapology

First off, if you haven't read this incident, this isn't going to seem very bad because it sounds like a decent apology. Oh boy, here we go... )


current mood: confused

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[ moonfall86 ]
6:05p
BRPS RP recs?

Since we spend so much time with bad RPers, I think this community needs a directory of GOOD RPers and communities. If, for example, someone wanted to find a decent place for canon-based Harry Potter RP, they could check the list of places BRPS players recommend.

Just a suggestion; mods, feel free to delete if this post is too off-topic.

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[ twilit_wrath ]
3:35p
I'm not a n00b. I don't need the psuedo-motivational crap you spout at people who are too shy to jump into RP. I'm just looking for hotspots and group recommendations. No wonder no one likes to RP in this game if you can't even pay attention to the three or four sentences that I wrote.

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Thursday, December 17th, 2009


bad_rpers_suck

[ sroni ]
10:30p
Not a rant at a bad RPer, but at a site

Dear site that I have been on for the last year and a half that I used to love.

I realize you started out as a gaming site. But you chose a game that still hasn't come out and you've been waiting for for however many years. In the meantime, you decided to open it up to RPers, in hopes that it would save the site.

And it did for quite a few years.

But then you decided to say that RPers are not gamers, and therefore not full members of the site. And that if we don't bump the RP quota up, we have the potential to lose our RP forums.

Nevermind that I alone have at LEAST 50,000 words sunk into my character. Nevermind that one of my friends has at least 75,000 words for hers. Nevermind that our characters are two of the most interesting characters ON this darn site. Nevermind that four of us have been asked if we'll ever try to publish our works, focusing on our RP characters because, yes, we are that good, especially when you stick the four of us together.

But apparently, the RPers are killing the site. Which is news to me.

And now, after alienating the RPers, some of us have created our own site- and now we're in trouble because we dare create a safe haven where we don't have to worry about our forums being deleted, and we asked friends to RP with us. Yes, friends from you. But guess what? The five most recent posts in your RP? Was done by us- even though we're on a new site. Some of us RPers that you consider a waste of oxygen are still trying to keep your site alive. But four RPers can't keep things going for forever. We can only do so much.

And now, having someone say that as much as no one wants to alienate a group, it might have to be done, for the good of the community? We know which group will be alienated.

So fine. Alienate us. Ostracize us. Tell us we aren't full members of your site. We have another playground to play on. And in two months, our site will still be growing, and yours will be a memory.

And you'll only have yourselves to blame.

Very little love, because in spite of it all, I do still love you and want things to go back to the way they were,

Me

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[ nanigenaku ]
9:54p
i think discworld is a cool guy. eh seduces peasants and doesn't afraid of anything.

vetinari is a cool guy and yes he almost certainly could sweep my character off her feet within moments of meeting her. i'm not disputing that.

but when vetinari himself is randomly wandering into the (quite down-market) workplace of an eighteen year old seamstress who is as of right now completely unremarkable, you kind of have to step back and look at what you're doing. my pb might be pretty, but surely he could do better!

on an unrelated note and to an unrelated person, STOP BEING SO FUCKING BATSHIT CRAZY. i seriously regret bringing you to this game and introducing you to my other rp friends. i don't know what told me you'd be LESS dramatic, controlling and downright ridiculous to other people than you are to me, but clearly it was a lying bastard.

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[ chainsofflowers ]
1:22p
I really don't know what is worse about this application - the fact you all but copied Edward Cullen's personality and description from a Twilight Wikipedia, the fact you have no concept of grammar, the fact you apped him at a Harry Potter game...

Or the fact you did the entire app in sparkle text.

Let me say this again :

SPARKLE TEXT


My soul gently weeps for the future.

edited for sparkle

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[ frostbitepanda ]
9:38a
I don't know... it may just me, but the point of RPing is to interact with other characters... not just obsess and talk about your own. It's like my character is just some disembodied voice that she replies to out of obligation. Never mind that my character has more personality than her and her undead consorts have in their entire wordy paragraphs all about themselves. I try to make an effort to connect with her or get her character to notice or even interact in a semi-conscience way with mine, but I guess her's is too superior.


current music: Neon Indian - (If I Knew, I'd Tell You) | Powered by Last.fm

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[ thepillowsnake ]
8:38p
No. When you are pursuing a plotline that could (and most likely will) have dire consequences for your character and possibly other people's, you cannot just post an open thread and wait for someone to reply. Here's a hint: nobody's going to. You did not discuss this with anybody. Nobody agreed to this. Nobody is interested because, frankly, it's obvious that the only thought you've put into this is "OH SQUEEEEEE LOOK WHAT MY CHARACTER GETS TO DO IT'S SO COOL~~~," while completely ignoring the fact there's no way he'd walk away from this alive.

Furthermore, your character's actions make no sense. He's supposed to be clever and crafty, no? Then why is he walking straight into a situation where he will, no doubt, be killed, when there are much safer and much easier ways to go about things?

Don't be surprised when everyone ignores your post.

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[ flack_w ]
2:49a
Uh, someone seems to have their priorities a bit mixed up..

For a moment, let's disregard the fact that your character is an eighteen year old college student, and mine is a twenty six year old police officer. Let's disregard the fact that my application clearly states that I'm straight. Let's disregard the fact that your character and mine have known eachother for all of two days.

Putting that all aside, you do understand that as of right now our party is kinda focused on finding a way out of the mall that we're trapped in, right? You know, before the FUCKING ZOMBIE HORDE outside gets in and eats us all?

Is now REALLY the best time to be asking me for gay sex?


current mood: annoyed

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